RESUME ADVENTURE №47

YOU ARE A
SOFTWARE ENGINEER

A Career Gamebook · Bill Dwyer
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You graduate from Saint Norbert College in 2004 with not one but two degrees: Computer Science and Philosophy. The philosophy degree seems impractical. (It is not — you'll need it later, during incident reviews.)

Your first job lands you in Green Bay, Wisconsin, writing .NET CRM systems for the dairy industry — Land O'Lakes, White Clover Dairy. The cheese puns write themselves.

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From 2007–2010 you maintain the online classroom platform at the University of Phoenix — a system serving over 400,000 students. You learn what "scale" really means, and you learn it the hard way, at 2am, more than once.

By 2010, you're feeling restless. Roll a d20 for life choices...
You roll a 20. Buy a motorcycle.
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You quit your job, buy a motorcycle, and ride it 20,000 miles solo from Arizona to Argentina. It takes eight months. You see things. You write a memoir about it: "Anxiety Across the Americas."

This is, by any measure, an unusual career gap to explain to recruiters. You explain it anyway. They are always impressed.

Eventually, the road ends. What now?
Return to software. Build something from scratch.
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2016–2017: You join DAT Solutions and build "Load Board," an Android app, plus the Node.js APIs behind it — from the ground up. No legacy code to inherit. Just you, a blank repo, and a deadline.

A new opportunity appears...
Lead a React Native pilot at a new company.
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2017–2019: At Cvent, you lead a React Native pilot project. Within six months you're promoted to Tech Lead — unusually fast, even by gamebook standards. Along the way you build a Storybook component library and start hosting local meetups.

A bigger challenge looms...
Take on a 50-screen migration to Kotlin.
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2019–2024: At New Relic, you lead the migration of 50+ screens from Java/XML to Kotlin and Jetpack Compose, modernizing the mobile observability platform. The CI pipeline gets noticeably calmer. People start asking you questions in Slack.

2024 arrives. A new chapter begins.
Join eBay and start working alongside AI tools.
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2024–present: You're at eBay, working on item discovery & offer management, sales analytics, and coupon systems. You've also started integrating GitHub Copilot, Cline, and Claude Code into your daily workflow — turns out the philosophy degree helps here too.

You are, by all accounts, still shipping.

THE END (FOR NOW)
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