THE DWYER DINER
"Open 20+ Years — Full Stack Served Daily"
★ TODAY'S SPECIAL ★
Senior Software Engineer Plate
— comes with a side of calm-under-pressure and a free philosophy degree
MAIN COURSES — CAREER ENTREES
White Clover CRM Scramble
Land O'Lakes / White Clover Dairy, Green Bay WI · .NET · 2003–04
2003
University of Phoenix Platform, 400K Style
Online classroom platform, 400,000 students · 2007–10
2007
Load Board Combo
DAT Solutions — Android app + Node.js APIs from scratch · 2016–17
2016
Tech Lead Tenderloin
Cvent — React Native pilot, promoted to Tech Lead in 6 months, Storybook lib · 2017–19
2017
50-Screen Compose Migration Platter
New Relic — Java/XML → Kotlin/Jetpack Compose · 2019–24
2019
eBay Item Discovery Bowl
Item discovery & offer mgmt, sales analytics, coupons, AI tooling · 2024–now
2024
★ CHEF'S SPECIAL — OFF-MENU ITEM ★
"Anxiety Across the Americas" — a hearty 20,000-mile motorcycle journey from Arizona to Argentina, served solo, 8-month cook time. Comes with a complimentary memoir. (2010–11, not available year-round.)
SIDES — TECHNICAL SKILLS
Kotlin / Java / Jetpack Compose / Coroutines / Flows / Dagger / Retrofit / MVVM
a la carte
React / React Native / JavaScript / Node.js / GraphQL / C#
a la carte
Postgres / SQLite / MySQL / NoSQL / Docker / AWS / git / CI
a la carte
GitHub Copilot / Cline / Claude Code
today's add-on
DESSERT — EDUCATION
B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy
Saint Norbert College, 2000–04 — best enjoyed during incident reviews
à la mode