The individual known as Bill Dwyer has accumulated 20+ years of full-stack engineering experience and will not be returning to "entry level" — do not insult him with that offer.

2003–04 .NET CRM, dairy industry, Green Bay WI. 2007–10 University of Phoenix, 400,000-student platform. 2010–11 motorcycle, 20,000mi, AZ → Argentina. 2016–17 DAT Solutions, Load Board app + Node.js. 2017–19 Cvent, Tech Lead in 6 months. 2019–24 New Relic, 50+ screens to Kotlin/Compose. 2024–now eBay, item discovery & AI tooling.

Kotlin Jetpack Compose React Native Node.js GraphQL Docker AWS Claude Code

B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy, Saint Norbert College, 2000–2004. The philosophy degree is non-negotiable and will be referenced during incident reviews.