WANTED
β€” DEAD CODE OR ALIVE β€”
🀠
"THE COMPOSE KID"
a.k.a. Bill Dwyer, Senior Software Engineer
Wanted for the following acts across the territory:
β€’ Migrating 50+ screens from Java/XML to Kotlin/Jetpack Compose (New Relic, 2019–2024)
β€’ Building "Load Board" Android app + Node.js APIs from scratch (DAT Solutions, 2016–2017)
β€’ Achieving Tech Lead status in just 6 months (Cvent, 2017–2019)
β€’ Maintaining a 400,000-student platform without incident (University of Phoenix, 2007–2010)
β€’ Riding 20,000 miles solo by motorcycle, AZ β†’ Argentina, then writing a memoir about it (2010–2011)
β€’ Currently at large near eBay's item discovery & offer management systems (2024–present)
REWARD: $20+/yr EXPERIENCE
Last seen carrying: B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy (Saint Norbert College, 2000–04).
Known to respond to recruiter telegrams within the hour.
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