HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ENGINEER?

HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS ENGINEER?

MISSING SINCE: 2003 (still hasn't stopped)

🧑‍💻

Name: Bill Dwyer
Breed: Senior Software Engineer (Full-Stack)
Markings: B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy (Saint Norbert '04)
Last seen: actively shipping at eBay, item discovery & offer mgmt

Known Sightings

2003–04 — Green Bay, WI (.NET CRM, dairy industry)
2007–10 — Phoenix, AZ (online platform, 400K students)
2010–11 — last seen on a motorcycle headed to Argentina
2016–17 — DAT Solutions (Load Board app)
2017–19 — Cvent (Tech Lead, React Native)
2019–24 — New Relic (Kotlin/Compose migration)
2024–now — eBay, Portland OR

Distinguishing Skills

Kotlin · Jetpack Compose · React Native · Node.js · GraphQL · Docker · AWS · Claude Code

REWARD: A great hire. Responds to messages within the hour — "also unusual," per sources.

708-462-2455 · dwyer.bill@gmail.com