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DWYER-BBS · Senior Software Engineer Node · 20+ Years Online
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2003-2004 · Green Bay, WI
.NET CRM systems, dairy industry (Land O'Lakes / White Clover Dairy)
2007-2010 · University of Phoenix
Online classroom platform, 400,000 students
2016-2017 · DAT Solutions
"Load Board" Android app + Node.js APIs, built from scratch
2017-2019 · Cvent
React Native pilot, Tech Lead in 6 months, Storybook lib, meetups
2019-2024 · New Relic
50+ screens migrated, Java/XML to Kotlin/Jetpack Compose
2024-present · eBay
Item discovery & offer mgmt, sales analytics, coupons, AI tooling
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"ANXIETY ACROSS THE AMERICAS"
2010-2011 · 20,000 miles, solo, motorcycle, Arizona to Argentina, 8 months.
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Kotlin · Java · Jetpack Compose · Coroutines · Flows · Dagger · Retrofit · MVVM ·
React · React Native · JavaScript · Node.js · GraphQL · C# ·
Postgres · SQLite · MySQL · NoSQL · Docker · AWS · git · CI ·
GitHub Copilot · Cline · Claude Code (NEW)
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B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy
Saint Norbert College, 2000-2004
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dwyer.bill@gmail.com
708-462-2455
Portland, OR
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