20+ yrs exp. Mobile/Web/Server. Currently employed, will consider offers. Replies within the hour — also unusual!
B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy, Saint Norbert College, 2000–2004. Lightly used during incident reviews. Calm-under-pressure included at no extra charge.
Kotlin, Java, Jetpack Compose, Coroutines, Flows, Dagger, Retrofit, MVVM. 20 yrs experience, well maintained.
React, React Native, JavaScript, Node.js, GraphQL, C#. Pairs well with the mobile toolkit above.
Postgres, SQLite, MySQL, NoSQL. Some scratches from 2am production incidents but fully functional.
Docker, AWS, git, CI pipelines. Comes with an unreasonable level of calm.
GitHub Copilot, Cline, Claude Code. Recently integrated into team workflow with great results. Highly recommend.
Ridden solo from Arizona to Argentina, 2010–11, 8 months. Comes with a memoir, "Anxiety Across the Americas." Some wear, lots of stories.
Found during a high-severity incident review, circa 2020. Believed to belong to a philosophy graduate. Still in use.
Last seen in Java/XML, New Relic offices, sometime around 2024. Believed converted to Kotlin/Jetpack Compose. Not actually missed.