THE PENNY SAVER

Section C — Help Wanted & Services
June 9, 2026 · Vol. 47, No. 23
Featured Listing
Education & Training
Dual Degree, Like New

B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy, Saint Norbert College, 2000–2004. Lightly used during incident reviews. Calm-under-pressure included at no extra charge.

Skills For Sale
Mobile Toolkit, Mint Condition

Kotlin, Java, Jetpack Compose, Coroutines, Flows, Dagger, Retrofit, MVVM. 20 yrs experience, well maintained.

Web/Server Bundle

React, React Native, JavaScript, Node.js, GraphQL, C#. Pairs well with the mobile toolkit above.

Database Set, 4-pc

Postgres, SQLite, MySQL, NoSQL. Some scratches from 2am production incidents but fully functional.

DevOps Essentials

Docker, AWS, git, CI pipelines. Comes with an unreasonable level of calm.

AI Tooling — Brand New

GitHub Copilot, Cline, Claude Code. Recently integrated into team workflow with great results. Highly recommend.

Vehicles
Motorcycle, 20,000 Miles

Ridden solo from Arizona to Argentina, 2010–11, 8 months. Comes with a memoir, "Anxiety Across the Americas." Some wear, lots of stories.

Lost & Found
Found: Calm Demeanor

Found during a high-severity incident review, circa 2020. Believed to belong to a philosophy graduate. Still in use.

Lost: 50 Legacy Screens

Last seen in Java/XML, New Relic offices, sometime around 2024. Believed converted to Kotlin/Jetpack Compose. Not actually missed.