Mission Telemetry
Domains Covered
3 (MOB/WEB/SVR)
Mission Timeline
T+2003
LAUNCH. Initial deployment to Green Bay, WI ground station. Systems: .NET CRM, dairy industry sector (Land O'Lakes / White Clover Dairy).PHASE 1
T+2007
ORBIT INSERTION. University of Phoenix platform — sustained operations supporting 400,000 crew members for 3 years.PHASE 2
T+2010
EXTRAVEHICULAR ACTIVITY. Unscheduled solo EVA: 20,000 miles by motorcycle, Arizona to Argentina, duration 8 months. Mission log published as "Anxiety Across the Americas."ANOMALY (POSITIVE)
T+2016
MODULE CONSTRUCTION. DAT Solutions — built "Load Board" module (Android) and Node.js support systems from raw components.PHASE 3
T+2017
COMMAND PROMOTION. Cvent — led React Native pilot program; promoted to Mission Lead within 6 months. Constructed Storybook component library; conducted crew briefings (meetups).PHASE 4
T+2019
MAJOR REFIT. New Relic — full migration of 50+ display modules from Java/XML to Kotlin/Jetpack Compose. Mission control reports decreased system volatility post-refit.PHASE 5
T+2024
CURRENT OPERATIONS. eBay — item discovery & offer management, sales analytics, coupon systems. AI co-pilot systems online: GitHub Copilot, Cline, Claude Code.ACTIVE
Crew Certification
2000–2004
B.S. Computer Science + B.S. Philosophy, Saint Norbert College — philosophy module proves load-bearing during anomaly resolution (incident reviews).
Onboard Systems
KOTLINJAVAJETPACK COMPOSECOROUTINESFLOWSDAGGERRETROFITMVVMREACTREACT NATIVEJAVASCRIPTNODE.JSGRAPHQLC#POSTGRESSQLITEMYSQLNOSQLDOCKERAWSGITCICLAUDE CODE