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Role · Location
Tenure
Fragments
Status
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REMOTEOPS.SYS
Software Developer · Green Bay, WI
18 mo
2→1
Defragmented ✓
Project lead for inventory and CRM system for Land O' Lakes, a nationwide dairy producer
Inventory tracking system for White Clover Dairy; portable data terminal integration libraries
2
ULTA.DLL
Software Developer · Romeoville, IL
9 mo
1→1
Defragmented ✓
C++/MFC GUI improvements; SQL reporting against corporate financial data; SAP batch data transfers
3
HANDSON.SYS
Software Developer · Hinsdale, IL
24 mo
2→1
Defragmented ✓
.NET/C# insurance claim encryption and transmission with dynamic form generation
Led migration of 300+ client databases from MySQL to SQL Server 2005
4
UOPHX.EXE
Software Developer · Phoenix, AZ
34 mo
2→1
Defragmented ✓
Maintained online classroom environment serving 400,000+ enrolled students
ASP.NET, C#, MSSQL, Oracle, REST/SOAP; architected solutions for complex system problems
5
SABBATICAL.TMP
Travel Blogger · AZ → Argentina
8 mo
2→1
Defragmented ✓
Traveled solo overland eight months, 20,000 miles from Arizona to Argentina by motorcycle
Blogged the journey to a healthy audience; authored "Anxiety Across the Americas"
6
PEPPERHAM.DOC
Web Developer · Philadelphia, PA
14 mo
1→1
Defragmented ✓
Built custom .NET web applications for a major law firm; SharePoint 2010 implementation firm-wide
7
POPART.HTM
Web Developer · Portland, OR
13 mo
2→1
Defragmented ✓
Led agile team building ASP.NET MVC infrastructure for a PhoneGap iOS app
Built responsive and parallaxing sites using cutting-edge HTML5 techniques
8
SHIFTWISE.EXE
Senior Software Engineer · Portland, OR
30 mo
3→1
Defragmented ✓
Lead engineer on company's first Android and iOS apps
Designed cross-platform libraries shared between apps; extensive automated UI testing
Full-stack feature development: Angular, C#, ServiceStack, MongoDB
9
DATSOLUTIONS.EXE
Senior Software Engineer · Portland, OR
16 mo
2→1
Defragmented ✓
Built DAT Load Board for Truckers Android app from concept to launch
Led feature development and established new REST APIs on Node.js backend
10
CVENT.EXE
Senior Software Engineer · Portland, OR
26 mo
4→1
Defragmented ✓
Transitioned to tech lead within six months of hire
Led pilot project injecting React Native into existing native app; co-founded greenfield React Native replacement
Created Storybook component library aligned to UX design system
Led company-hosted React Native meetups; mentored new team members
11
NEWRELIC.EXE
Senior Software Engineer · Portland, OR
57 mo
6→1
Defragmented ✓
Led Android project building the mobile experience of the New Relic observability platform
Built data visualizations, alerting, and a custom query mechanism
Led effort to add a ChatGPT-like feature and integrate the company AI solution
Migrated entire app (50+ screens) to Kotlin and Jetpack Compose
Modernized architecture: ViewModels, Coroutines, Flows, Modularization, Navigation
Established CI pipeline, release automation, and junior developer mentoring
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EBAY.EXE *RUNNING*
Senior Software Engineer · Portland, OR
21 mo
5→1
Optimizing… ▶
Led development of item discovery and sales analytics features; contributed to pricing and offer management tools
Refactored coupon feature and delivered improvements to offers using ViewModels, Coroutines, Flows, and modularization
Cross-functional collaboration with PM and Design; provided technical mentorship
Integrated AI tools — GitHub Copilot, Cline, Claude Code — into daily development workflow
Mobile solutions at enterprise scale, handling millions of daily active users